No Problamas

Why It’s Listed

No Problamas belongs to the Arcade group, and it has stayed in the index for the dull reason that it still runs. Its own description is 20 words — a caption more than a manual — so treat the loop as something to discover rather than read about. Its 3,457 plays have produced 3.9 out of 5, below the 4.2 the library averages.

How to Play

• No control scheme is documented, so one click inside the frame answers that faster than the text does.
• Portrait at 320×480, so the thumb does the work and the buttons stay within reach.
• If the frame comes up blank, the embed is the thing to blame rather than the page; the Contact link is how to report it.

Editor’s Note

The description below belongs to whoever made the game; the judgement above is ours. If this is not the one, the sidebar offers Amazing Soccer, Temple Battle Lightsaber, Equations Flapping. What you see is what was published: a title, a shelf, a score, and a frame that runs.

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